THE LAUNDROMAT

Machines that clean your money.

HOW TO WASH

  1. GET A MACHINE Mint for $2 on OpenSea, or pull one from the Change Machine. 3,333 exist. No more will be built.
  2. START THE CYCLE Feed it 180,000 $SPIN — burned forever. The drum rolls and locks one of ten stocks. Irreversible.
  3. FRESH & FOLDED Every week spinning machines split the print pot and get paid in their own tokenized stock.

THE FLOOR

THE CENSUS

—MACHINES
—SPINNING
—$DERBY BURNED FOREVER
—DARK MACHINE BACKING

THE CHANGE MACHINE TEST DESK · $DERBY ASSETS

The change machine kiosk
1 MACHINE = 1,000 $DERBY
—MACHINES INSIDE
—$DERBY INSIDE

Both windows are on-chain inventory. Anyone can arbitrage the corridor. Spinning machines never come back here.

START THE CYCLE TEST DESK · $DERBY ASSETS

Your machine

Drop the coin. The drum decides which stock your machine prints — forever. Burns 1,000 $DERBY. Irreversible.